11 Reasons Darth Vader Makes a Bad Lunch Date

11. The lack of menu options disturbs him.
10. He keeps using the Force to steal your fries.
9. Eating soup through the mask is pretty disgusting.
8. Drones on and on about the time he won a pod race on Tatooine.
7. Always says he has to leave to attend to "Imperial business" before the check comes.
6. Hooters waitresses keep complaining about the heavy breathing.
5. Gets noticeably upset if you say the restaurant is charging you an arm and a leg.
4. Always using his Blackberry to check his email.
3. Keeps saying "I have you now" every time he picks up something with the chopsticks.
2. Makes bad Tie Fighter jokes at Thai restaurant.
1. Never checks his cape at the coat check. "It's not a coat, it's a cape!"

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11 Funniest Disney-Marvel Movies

11. National Treasure 3: Nicolas Cage Gets Gutted by Wolverine

10. Mutant School Musical

9. Spider-Montana

8. Galactus Meets the Jonas Brothers

7. The Santa Adamantium Claws

6. Fantasia Four

5. Freaky Thor's Day

4. The Absent Minded Professor X

3. Beauty and Henry McCoy

2. The Lion King 4: Simba Gets Run Down by Juggernaut Bitch

1. Snow White and the Fantastic Four.

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9 Strangest Lunch Boxes

A lot could be said about us as children through our lunch boxes. It let people know our favorite TV shows, our favorite super heroes, even how bad ass we were (or weren't). We wore them proudly like a badge. They were scratched up, smelled like old banana and we loved them.

Somewhere down the road lunch boxes just got strange. Two days ago I saw a 10 year old boy with a Twilight lunch box, if I ever wanted to punch a youth... it was at that moment. Knowing of course it was for his own good. It made me wonder just how strange lunch boxes have gotten recently. I've done some research and this is what I found. Here are the top 9 Strangest Lunch Boxes.his is what I found. Here are the top 9 Strangest Lunch Boxes.

9. Devil Girls (Dark Horse)

Robert Crumb's warped mind can now help mold the minds of your children. If your kids aren't sexual neurotic before lunch time, they will be after checking out this lunch box. They will keep on truckin' as they keep on snackin'.



8. Get Your Own Lunch Box Bitch (Janmstore)

Let's be honest, no one likes to share. Whatever the other person is eating is always better. It's just the law of the cafeteria. What better way to say 'back off and eat your own food' than a lunch box that let's them know You're An Angry Little Girl.



7. Bacon! (Stupid.com)

Everything is better with bacon, it's been proven by science. Then how can you make your crappy lunch for little Tommy better? Surround the whole thing in metallic, painted bacon. Sure it won't TASTE better in reality, but maybe he's dumb enough to actually believe it.



6. My First Cocktail (Nerds Approved)

No better way to show your children the evils of drinking then by the constant reminder of alcoholism. This lunch box shows just how uncool you can be by drinking, yet just how cool you can be by carrying this lunch box around.

5. Ouija Lunchbox (Random Anything)

Talk to the dead while eating your pudding, lunch time has NEVER been so much fun. Who knows, you just might get a few test answers too!

4. The Last Supper (Lunchboxes)

Hey Mom and Dad, ever wonder why little Sally doesn't have any friends at school? It's because her whole class thinks she a certified zealot. You're going to wind her up so much that by the age of 16 she will be the class whore and sleeping with her Geometry teacher to assure that B- she promised you.



3. Lunch Box Trailers (Z-Recommends)

The perfect accessory for that trailer trash. Nothing says your home is mobile than carrying around a replica with ketchup sandwiches in it.



2. NES Lunchbox (Nerd Nirvana)

What will you do with that old NES now that it hasn't worked in 3 years? How about putting your lunch in it. Wait and see what they do with that old Chevy Nova in the backyard, looks like someone is getting a hot tub!



1. Just Plain Mean (Lunchboxes)

How do you teach kids just how difficult life is? Get them a lunch box that shows them what they can expect everyday for the rest of their life. How do you add to the statement? Don't put anything in their lunch. Get them used to disappointment as well.

5 Funniest Patrick Swayze Videos

Too soon? Not really, consider this a video shrine. Patrick Swayze brought us joy and laughter and unfortunately Dirty Dancing. I've scoured the web and found my 10 favorite funny Patrick Swayze videos.





5. SNL Hans and Franz





4. Squid Billies - I'm Patrick Swayze

3. Road House - Inappropriate Soundtracks





2. MST3K's Patrick Swayze Christmas





1. SNL Chippendales Auditions - Patrick Swayze @ Chris Farley

11 Reasons Why A Star Trek Marathon Is A Bad Idea

11. After sitting in front of the TV for 19 hours, your butt will look like a Klingon forehead.

10. Good luck explaining to kids that "This was for work; you can't have a movie marathon."

9. Hard to not dream up new titles for each movie that better reflect the movie itself. "Star Trek 5 AKA Fat Scotty Bumps his head."

8. You can receive a near lethal dose of Shatner.

7. You start to truly believe that Klingons bastards killed your son.

6. Flashbacks caused by seeing Seventh Heaven stars in #1 and #4 just too painful to bear.

5. Dangerous amounts of caffeine needed to stay awake for Enterprise flyby in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

4. Confirms your suspicion that bolting an eyepatch to your skull would look totally cool.

3. Overwhelming urge to purchase the complete works of Shakespeare in the original Klingon from eBay.

2. Assimiliating your family much more difficult and painful than it looks on TV.

1. Start believing that time travel is an easy process that doesn't harm the fragile threads of history.

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11 Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee

11.	Scientists are using your bloodstream to collide particles until the LHC is fixed.
10.	Andy Dick tells you to calm down.
9.	You haven't blinked in 4 hours.
8.	Drug dealers hide their drugs inside you to throw off the dogs.
7.	You have sudden urge to ride a donkey in the mountains of Colombia.
6.	Your urine is black and tarry.
5.	Those 16-hour shifts feel like 8-hour ones.
4.	People rub up against you to stay awake.
3.	Bugs die after biting you.
2.	You've tweeted 200 times in the last minute, and used all 140 characters each time.
1.	The vampires are bouncing off the walls.

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7 Animals You Didn't Know Could KIll You

There are dozens of animals that could kill you without a moment of hesitation. We know of them so we do our best to avoid contact. Unless you're filming a documentary or into really weird sex, we will never come into contact with these animals. But what about the ones we see regularly, the ones we had NO IDEA could kill us? Well, here are 7 pictures of animals you had NO idea could kill us.

7. Poodles - Cute, fluffy and out for blood.

6. Karate Monkey - We knew the apes could rip our arms off us like a rag doll, but we thought monkeys were our friends. Turns out no... they are trained killers.



5. Cats - The next two pictures or cats out for blood. First on the family dog.

4. Then you.

3. Cubs - We knew fully grown bears were killers, but now that they are training their cubs at such a young age we're all in danger.
2. Beavers - Wait... I may be getting this one wrong.
1. Ninja Chihuahua - All the pictures were pretty much a build up for this pic. The Ninja Chihuahua. The deadliest of all the animals. Can have your head off because you can finish your Awwwww-.

Movie Villains Vs Movie Villains

We love our movie villains, who doesn't? But is it fair they never get to win? Maybe they'd have a better chance if they fought OTHER movie villains. Alright, that would allow at least ONE of the bad guys to win. But who? Here is our list of who'd win in a Villain Vs Villain show down.

Hans Gruber Vs The Joker, Winner GRUBER - Hans Gruber the gentleman's baddie. He's clever, nasty, and wears suits when taking hostages, whom he then lectures on the of their history boss. The Joker is an insane yet genius crime boss who tends to operate off his emotions. A battle between the two would mostly take part between henchmen all attempting to 'impress' the boss. After exhausting all their thugs, a final match between the two would be won by Gruber who would take the first opportunity to shoot the Joker. Case closed.

Anton Chigurh Vs Hannibal Lector, Winner CHIGURH - Chigurh is one crazy S.O.B. - ruthlessly killing damn near anyone who sets eyes on him, let alone those who get in his way. And apparently, the only way you can survive a run in with the man is the 50-50 chance of a coin toss, but dear god, don't question his motives, it just seems to irritate him even moreso. Lector is a brilliant psychiatrist who is incarcerated after he is revealed to be a cannibalistic serial killer. He greatest murderous asset is the ability to get into your head and make you question your own existence. This of course would work on most any normal individual, problem being is Chigurh doesn't fit into that category. Before Lector would have his questioning the love for his mother, Chigurh would have Hannibal all over his boots.

The Terminator Vs Agent Smith, Winner AGENT SMITH - The Terminator is an autonomous robot, typically humanoid, originally conceived as a practically indestructible soldier and assassin, as well as an infiltrator. He is hell bent on completely his mission and won't stop until his target is dead. Smith is an Agent an artificial intelligence manifested in the artificial world and possessing extraordinary powers to manipulate his surroundings including superhuman strength and the ability to flawlessly dodge incoming bullets. We don't believe Smith is a better villain and is more deserving of a win, but after the Terminator was defeated by a waitress we had to second guess his villainous abilities.

JAWS Vs Major Arnold Toht, Winner JAWS - JAWS is a Great White Shark and the perfect killing machine. He has no concious, no hestation, he will just eat you. Toth is a sinister SS agent with no concious yet not back bone either. A battle between the two is fairly unmatched but we really wanted to see the shark eat Nazi.

Saruman Vs Darth Vader, Winner Vader - Saruman the White was the Chief of the Order of Wizards. He was wise and powerful, but he was also proud and he became corrupted by desire for the One Ring and was ensnared by the will of Sauron. He created armies and machinery and sought to expand his power, but in the end Saruman's works were undone by a power greater than any he could devise and he was slain by one of his own slaves. Darth Vader is a dark, ruthless figure, out to capture, torture, or kill the anyone preventing him from thwarting the Empire. It's honestly not fair to pair anyone up against Vader. In a battle between the two the time it takes to cast a Wizard spell compared to the quick-handedness of the Force would a knock out in the first round.

10 Funniest Mr. Show Sketches

For four Seasons HBO gave us one of the best comedy series on Television. Bob Odenkirk and David Cross were the two major elements that birthed Mr. Show. Among the talent it contained was Jay Johnston, Jack Black, Sarah Silverman, Paul F. Tompkins, Brian Posehn, Tom Kenny, and Jerry Minor. Here are our favorite 10 Mr. Show Sketches.

10. The Audition


9. Phone Sex


8. The Fairsley Difference



7. The Story of Mount Everest


6. The Pre-Taped Call In Show


5. Shoe Store Interview


4. The Altered State of Drugachusetts


3. Change For A Dollar


2. Thrill World


1. Titannica

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17 Thing You May Not Have Known About THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

We LOVE the HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER. It has espionage, submarines and Sean Connery. Can you ask for anything more. We love lists... as you know. We love to collect knowledge. So here is a little knowledge we collected from IMDB.com. Here are 17 things you may not have known about THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

• After being faxed the script, Sean Connery initially turned the role down on the basis of the plot being unrealistic for the post-Cold War era. Whoever sent the fax neglected to include the foreword explaining the movie as historical; once he received the foreword, Connery accepted the role.
  
  
• Kevin Costner was originally cast as Jack Ryan.
  
  
• $20,000 was spent on Sean Connery's hairpiece.
  
  
• During filming, several of the actors portraying USS Dallas crewmen took a cruise on a real submarine. To train for his role as the Dallas' commander, Scott Glenn was installed as the "commander" of the real sub and gave orders to the crewmen as the real captain would.
  
  
• The crew of the U.S.S. Dallas adopted the tagline "The Hunt Is On" as an unofficial ship's motto.
  
  
• The dual-beeping sound effect of the Red October moving on the USS Dallas' sonar screen was also used in Patriot Games (1992) as the sound of Jack Ryan's EKG.
  
  
• The underwater model of the Red October has never been in the water. This effect was achieved using smoke on the 'underwater' set and a few digital touch-ups. The sub was hung by 12 wires from an overhead grid which gave the ability to tilt and turn the model as needed.
  
  
• For the purposes of filming the underwater model of the Red October, only the left side of the sub was detailed to appear as an authentic submarine. The effect of showing the right side of the boat was achieved by simply turning the frame and reversing the image.
  
  
• Most of Gates McFadden's role as Cathy Ryan was deleted from the final print.
  
  
• Due to his obligation to this film, director John McTiernan had to pass up the opportunity to direct Die Hard 2 (1990), the sequel to his big hit Die Hard (1988).
  
  
• The Hunt for Red October (1990) was released in March 1990, just as Major League Baseball was entering spring training. Lou Pinella and the rest of the Cincinnati Reds used this movie all season for motivation and swept the Oakland A's in the World Series that October
  
  
• It is a manly film: Gates McFadden with Louise Borras (as Jack Ryan's wife and daughter) and Denise E. James as a flight attendant have the only credited female speaking roles, and all of their dialog scenes are over before the end of the opening credits. There is an uncredited female engineer speaking in the background at Skip Tyler's dry dock and another (non-speaking) flight attendant appears at the end, but apart from that there are no other women in the film.
  
  
• The name of the frigate that rescues the Red October's crew, the Reuben James, is from another of Tom Clancy's novels, ‘Red Storm Rising’.
  
  
• The body count of this movie is debatable because of the sinking of the V. K. Konovalov - the Alpha class submarine was intended to be operated by a crew of only 16-18 officers but in actual deployment would mostly have some 23-24 officers, as well as 4 petty officers and a cook on board. Apart from the crewmen of the Konovalov, the count is five: - Victor Putin, the political officer, the pilot and navigator of the F-14 crashing onto the Enterprise, Red October XO Vasilij Borodin, and cooks assistant/saboteur Loginov
  
  
• Navy recruiters set up booths in some theater lobbies for people to sign up to join the service, or to at least look into it.
  
  
• Jack Ryan mentions that he wrote a book about Adm. William F. Halsey. This is appropriate, as Ryan is also a professor of military history at the U.S. Naval Academy, as shown in Patriot Games (1992).
  
  
• Alec Baldwin accepted the role of Jack Ryan because Harrison Ford turned it down. Cast member Sam Neill also benefited from Ford's refusal three years later, by being cast in the lead role of Jurassic Park (1993).

Top 10 Signs You're Too Old To Be On Facebook

Facebook is fun, it's addicting but we can't forget it was designed for kids. Though that didn't stop many 20, 30, 40, 50 and oldersomes from creating their own pages and updating us daily with older people stuff. But there is an age limit. No matter how cool you are for your age, it doesn't mean you really should be having a Facebook account. Here are some signs you should look for.

10. Your own kids are too embarrassed to accept your friend request.

9. You used AOL dial up to get online.

8. No one else is accepting your Trini Lopez Fan Page request.

7. When someone pokes you, you hear something break.

6. One of the 25 Random Things About You is 'Oddly I'm still alive'.

5. You referred to an application as 'New-Fangled'.

4. Your own grandkids are too embarrassed to accept your friend request.

3. A great deal of your status updates use the word 'napping'.

2. Mobile uploads are in black and white.

1. Your great grandkids are too embarrassed to accept your friend request.

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11 Changes Geeks Would Make to the Summer Olympics

11.	Turning in three gold medals gets you epic shoulders.
10.	Well-hidden shortcuts on marathon track.
9.	Separate archery categories for humans and elves.
8.	Add some ones to the logo so it says something in binary.
7.	Seven more digits on the 100 m dash timer
6.	Olympic torch lighted by a highly complex Rube Goldberg machine.
5.	Opening ceremony shows LARPers recreating the battle from 300.
4.	Winner of gymnastics determined by roll of 20-sided die.
3.	Make javelins shine like light sabers.
2.	Mario Kart style weapons in all long distance races.
1.	Athletes randomly tested for alien DNA after each competition, not just drugs.

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5 Worst Actor Transitions From Television To Movies

It's common knowledge that success in Television doesn't always translate into success on the silver screen. But it doesn't always stop those from trying. Here are the worst transitions from TV to Movies.

5. Roseanne - Hollywood could even recognize she was made for Television yet box office poison but it didn't stop her from trying. Her first leading role in a feature film (She-Devil) even made her costar Meryl Streep look like a b-movie star. Society doesn't mind watching her offend people for free, but when you have to pay $10 and eat stale popcorn, people will think twice.

4. Cast of Friends - There was much anticipation by viewers for each of the cast members to make their feature film debut. Each initial project was a HUGE failure. The only cast member who figured out the correct path to make it to film was Jennifer Aniston who married Brad Pitt. I'd hate to see a world where Pitt was homosexual, married Matt LeBlanc. The horror.... the horror. It doesn't look the Hollywood is banking on the remaining cast anymore. But beware, someone... somewhere is writing ED part 2... be afraid, very afraid.

3. David Caruso - For 15 years you'd played supporting roles in movies with success. But they were minor roles for a reason. Somehow you land a starring role in the popular television show NYPD Blue and that movie itch was stronger than it ever was. So you bite the hand and leap to the big screen. The good news is the starring roles don't fade away, the bad news is the movies are as bad as your crappy one liners. Caruso, you've been given another hug by Television, we recommend you don't blow it.

2. Bronson Pinchot - Ironically it was movies that made him what he was. His small role as Serge in Beverly Hills Cop paved the way to his major television success as Balki Bartokomous in Perfect Strangers. 150 episodes later he left Television to conquer the big screen. After a few film failures (Second Sight, Blame it on the Bellboy) he made a few attempts back to Television. Learning that people loved Balki, not Bronson, he was reduced to voice over work and even a run on The Young and the Restless. Of course let's not forget VH1 Reality TV which is nail in the coffin to a legitimate career. Sorry Cousin.

1. Shelley Long - So you're on one of the most popular Television shows in history (Cheers) and you're considered one of it's contributing factors. Do you (a) stay on and help keep it a success or (b) let it go to your head and try to force the next step? If you're Shelley Long you take B. Also if you're Shelley Long you prove to critics that a great show can prosper without you and that you're comedic talents aren't strong enough to keep a movie audience entertained for 90 minutes. Don't worry Shelley, as long as they keep making straight to DVD Brady Bunch movies then you'll keep getting work.

Signs You're the Geekiest Guy at Your Class Reunion

11.	You still IM your friends on your blackberry, even though you're all in the same room.
10.	You've been put in charge of the video slide show at the event, because you're the only one from the A/V club there.
9.	You make jokes about binary that no one gets about being at the 10 year reunion 8 years ago, but nobody was there.
8.	Your tie has a circuit diagram on it (this actually happened to me).
7.	You have to "dumb down" what you do for a living.
6.	The cheerleaders ask you for help on their taxes... and you help them.
5.	You write a top 11 list about your class reunion for your geek humor Web site during the dinner.
4.	You brought your character sheets hoping an impromptu D & D game breaks out.
3.	You talk about the font used on the name tags as an ice-breaker.
2.	Nobody is returning your Vulcan salutes.
1.	No one remembers you as being part of the graduating class.

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6 Sci Fi Shows They Need To IMMEDIATELY Remake

With the success of the new Battlestar Galactica and excitement of the upcoming V series, you'd have to think Hollywood is going loco over what series to make next. Well, I can answer that question right now. Here are 6 science fiction televisions shows you better be remaking immediately.

6. Space 1999 - After Gerry Nation's Thunderbirds proved a success across the world and especially in America his next live action drama featured a cast of English and American stars in the popular science fiction offering Space 1999. In 1999 (then many years away) a team of scientists on a moon base are experimenting when a massive explosion causes the moon to swing out of the Earth's orbit and travel continuously through the galaxy, leaving ours and entering others. Led by Commander John Keonig (Martin Landau) each new show allowed the space adventurers to meet new alien life forms, most of which were bad. There was a massive illusion that surrounded Space 1999 and that was that people assumed that it went on for longer than it did, with shows being screened for years despite the fact that only two series featuring 48 episodes were ever made. If course they'd have to change the name... but I smell awesomeness.

5. Buck Rogers in the 25th Century - American science fiction adventure television series produced by Universal Studios. The series was developed by Glen A. Larson and ran for two seasons, from 1979 - 1981. The feature-length pilot episode for the series was released theatrically several months before the series aired. The series centered on Captain William Anthony "Buck" Rogers, played by Gil Gerard, a NASA pilot who commands Ranger 3, a space shuttle that is launched in May 1987. Due to a life support malfunction, Buck is accidentally frozen for 504 years before the derelict spacecraft is discovered in the year 2491. The combination of gases that froze his body coincidentally comes close to the formula commonly used in the 25th Century for cryopreservation, and his rescuers are able to revive him. He learns that the Earth was rebuilt following a devastating nuclear war on November 22, 1987, and is now under the protection of the Earth Defense Directorate.

4. Earth 2 - A short-lived science fiction television series which aired on NBC from November 6, 1994 to June 4, 1995.The show was canceled after one season of 22 episodes. It followed the journey and settlement of a small expeditionary group called the Eden Project, with the intent to journey to an Earth-like planet called G889 in an attempt to find a cure to an illness called the Syndrome. No clue why it didn't run longer but with a little love this should could be amazing (think LOST on another planet)

3. My Favorite Martian - A human-looking extraterrestrial in a one-man spaceship crash-lands near Los Angeles. The ship's pilot is, in fact, an anthropologist from Mars and is now stranded on Earth. Tim O'Hara, a young newspaper reporter for The Los Angeles Sun, is on his way home from Edwards Air Force Base (where he had gone to report on the flight of the X-15) back to Los Angeles when he spots the spaceship coming down. Imagine if they took out the campy jokes and replaced it with a little action? This should today could be amazing.

2. Greatest American Hero - An average school teacher, Ralph Hinkley (played by William Katt), and an aging FBI agent, William "Bill" Maxwell (Robert Culp), are approached by aliens who give Hinkley a super suit. When worn, the suit will allow Hinkley to have super human powers and help mankind. The one problem, Hinkley loses the directions. This classic ran from 1981 to 1983 and also featured a young and lovely Connie Selleca, who played Hinkley's girlfriend then wife, Pam Davidson Hinkley. It was beat up horribly by bad writing and green screen FX, if a little money was put behind this show today it could rule the world.

1. Alien Nation - Alien slaves, bred to be super intelligent and strong, crash on Earth. These "Newcomers" are assimilated into society. The show focused on one of them, George Francisco, who becomes a police detective partnered with a human cop, Matthew Sikes. They fight crime, learn to respect each other's cultures, and fight the new bigotry between humans and aliens. Already a proven theater and television success, and with the new love of Sci Fi... I would have to think someone was already working on this one. DO IT!

Top 5 Celebrities Who Just Need To Stop Talking

We love to watch our celebrities fill our televisions and movie screens with their performing flair. There is a reason they are so entertaining, they're reading from a script. A script written by a professional who is out for their greater good. Every once in a while an actor feels they're beyond these well thought out chunks of words and decides to speak out on their own. Sometimes even about personal opinion. It gets worse, they think we care. Here is a list of celebrities who would do themselves and the world a great favor by shutting the f**k up.

5. Martin Sheen - Sheen has taking a few too many Presidential movies to the head without a helmet and is actually beginning to believe he is just that important. He protests anything put in front of him just as long as he thinks he is against it. Why can't he just fade away into obscurity like the two out of his three sons who aren't doing anything anymore. I can't remember which ones they are.

4. Alec Baldwin - Of all the Baldwin brothers to have a voice, why is it him. I'd rather hear Daniel Baldwin talk about the tranny hooker he OD'd with washer fluid and left for dead in Pasadena than listen to Alec tell another "I hate Cheney" story. Charisma doesn't pad your liberal hoopla and bluffs to move to Canada if the wrong guy is elected again. You hint you'd like to run for office someday. Let's first see you clean up the United States of Baldwin Brothers for a day and see if you can keep at least one out of jail, tabloids or an Vh1 reality show.

3. Rosie O'Donnell - O'Donnell will oppose anything just to hear the loud bass of her man-style vocal cords. She cackles against religion to gun control (I'd be more worried about harpoon control if I was her) and knows those around her will listen due to fear of being eaten otherwise. Fortunately for us there aren't too many venues she can still be kicked off of, so her soapbox is getting very small and soon will shatter under the weight of her own ego. I just pray no small children are crush during the horrific catastrophe. The horror!

2. Megan Fox - We like our beauties to be silent. Whether it's during dinner, a movie, sex or now... red carpet interviews. Every time Megan Fox speaks without a script baby Jesus cries and her hotties points go down .062. She is declining to a 8.7, soon to be on the same page as Scarlett Johansson. Well guess what Fox, I don't masturbate to Johansson anymore. Do you want that on your shoulders? Do us all a favor, stop talking incoherently and giving us unfortunately and scarring images of you sporting Alan Alda's penis in your dress.

1. Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon - Though two people, they share one mind and therefore count as a single person. Though both are barely holding onto careers and their combined voices don't have the clout it did a decade ago. They hold the #1 spot due to stress they have caused me when trying to enjoy one of the best films ever made, Bull Durham.



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Top 11 Reasons a Terminator Makes a Good Pet

11. If it ever runs away you can be sure that it'll be back.

10. More socially acceptable than zombies

9. Much better at math than a dog.

8. No archaic laws about having sex with it.

7. Built in Xbox 360 emulator a money saver.

6. Can protect you against the frakkiin' toasters.

5. "Destroy" is a much better trick than "Sit."

4. Instead of annoying barking or meowing, you get memorable quotes.

3. That dick John Connor will no longer bother you at recess.

2. Alimony payments mysteriously disappear.

1. Free wifi.

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20 Things You Didn't Know About HOUSE M.D.

20. The show takes place in the Mercer County area of New Jersey. In the opening credits, there are shots of various locations around the area of Princeton, Trenton, West Windsor, and Plainsboro, including Princeton University. The hospital, Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, is based on a real hospital in Princeton, Princeton Hospital, the University Medical Center at Princeton. An Executive Producer and the director of the pilot episode, Bryan Singer, is from the area, and attended West Windsor-Plainsboro High School.

19. Hugh Laurie's own father was a doctor, and he feels a twinge of guilt at "being paid more to become a fake version of my own father."

18. During Hugh Laurie's audition, producer David Shore told how Bryan Singer, one of the executive producers, said, "See, this is what I want; an American guy." Singer was completely unaware of the fact that Hugh Laurie is British.

17. Although the Diagnostic Medicine team deal with all types of diseases, House and his colleagues hold titles in various subspecialties: Dr. Foreman is a neurologist; Dr. Cameron is an immunologist/allergist; Dr. Chase is an intensivist. As for Dr. House, he is double-certified in infectious disease and nephrology

16. The show was inspired by The Diagnosis Column in the New York Times Magazine which spotlights unusual medical cases. Executive Producer Paul Attanasio came up with the concept and pitched it to the networks as a medical procedural. Creator David Shore revised the idea into a character drama where the medical cases became the instrument instead of the focus of the storytelling.

15. In his office, Dr. Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) has posters from movie Robert Redford's Ordinary People and the classic films Orson Welles's Touch of Evil and Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo.

14. The Production Company credit at the end of the show for Bad Hat Harry productions ("That's some bad hat, Harry") is a reference to the movie Jaws.

13. Jesse Spencer and Jennifer Morrison became engaged in December of 2006. This was at roughly the time they were shooting the first episodes in which their characters, Dr. Chase and Dr. Cameron, began a romantic relationship.

12. Dr. Gregory House was based on Sherlock Holmes... but Holmes, in turn, was based on a Doctor that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle knew while studying medicine, a Dr. Bell, whose specialty was diagnosis.

11. Robert Sean Leonard was the first actor to be cast.

10. Sándor Szakácsi, the Hungarian voice of Dr. House died in March 2007, he could only finish the dubbing of 11 episodes of the second season. As a tribute to him, the TV channel decided to use the unfinished work, therefore in the first half of episode 12 of season 2 we still hear Sándor, then the new voice, János Kulka takes over the job. The commercial break (there is only one in Hungary) is inserted where the change takes place - actually in the middle of a scene.

9. From a promo picture for the show's fourth season, it was discovered that Dr. Wilson received his undergraduate degree from McGill University in Montreal, QC. He'd been seen previously wearing a McGill sweater. He also received a degree from Columbia University's "School of Oncolgy" [sic].

8. On "Inside the Actors Studio", Hugh Laurie admitted that when he first read the script for House (which did not have the title of "House M.D." at the time) he believed that the character of Wilson was the lead. He just couldn't believe that a man such as House could be the star of the show.

7. In the episode where Wilson moves in with House (Season 2), House's Tivo list is shown. One of the saved programs is "Blackadder II", featuring Hugh Laurie.

6. Hugh Laurie auditioned for the part of Dr. House via video shot in a hotel bathroom in Namibia, where he was shooting Flight of the Phoenix. "It was the only place with enough light," the actor claimed.

5. The tagline, "Humanity Is Overrated" was used in Finland. In November 2007 Pekka-Eric Auvinen shot to death 8 people in Finnish school and used same phrase, following which the phrase was removed from the show's website.

4. Three out of six original cast members are left-handed: Cuddy, Foreman and Wilson.

3. In April 2009, Kal Penn told Entertainment Weekly Magazine that the writers killed off his character on "House M.D." because he had asked to be allowed to leave the show to go work for the Barack Obama Administration as the Associate Director in the White House Office of Public Liaison.

2. Many of the actors that have been featured on House M.D. have also been on the show "Psych". For example: Anne Dudek played Lucinda on Psych for the "Pilot". She also played Dr. Amber Volakis on House for all of season 3 and part of season 5. Jimmi Simpson played Mary on Psych for "An Evening with Mr. Yang". He also played Daniel Bresson on House for "Unfaithful". Michael Weston played Adam Hornstock on Psych for "Cloudy...Chance of Murder". He also played Lucas Douglas on House for part of season 5. Frank Whaley played Robert on Psych for "Who you Gonna Call". He also played Mr. X on House for "Mirror Mirror". Kurtwood Smith played Brett Connors on Psych for "Forget Me Not". He also played Dr. Obyedkov on House for "Half-Wit". Scott Michael Campbell played Wes Hildenbach on Psych for "9 Lives. He also played Joe Luria on House for both "Euphoria: Part 1" and Euphoria: Part 2". Mackenzie Astin played Jason Cunningham on Psych for "Tuesday the 17th". He also played Alan Alston on House for "All In".

1. British actor Hugh Laurie has never drawn specific attention to the fact that in British dialect, the word "cuddy" can refer to a "fool" or a "blockhead" or a "donkey".

5 Out of Work Actresses Who Need to Show Their Breasts

There is a time in an actresses career when sheer talent can keep them in the limelight and the constant offerings of Hollywood’s best movie or television roles. Then comes a time when they are spit out and left for reality TV. How can this course be altered? Show your boobs before it’s too late. But even if you’re past the point of gravity friendly shower scenes, it’s never too late to try. Here are a list of faded-away celebs who just might get back on track with a good topless scene.

Alicia Silverstone (Clueless, The Crush) – Once a teen movie sweetheart who dazzled and teased with cute stupidity and sexy eye rolls, now bouncing from bad movie to failed sitcom. What could be her rise to fame again? My recipe for success would be two shower scenes, one steamy sex scene and close up running on the beach topless. Add these to your next movie role and soon Hollywood will coming knocking on your door again with a boner and a role in the final Harry Potter.


Lisa Dean Ryan (Doogie Howser, M.D) – Best know as Doogie’s Wanda and pretty much nothing else, she was so close to the brass ring. What went wrong? She never even went as far as a nipple slip. After the show went off the air and her phone stopped ringing she should have greased those babies up and hit the red carpet. Some suggest it might be too late. I feel not. My recipe for success would be a nude wrestling match with Wonder Years’ Winnie - Danica McKellar . Did I just purr?

Melissa Sue Anderson (Little House on the Prairie) – Oh my sweet Mary, even when your character went blind I knew were looking right at me. Sure I flirted with Half-Pint a little, but it was all to get to you. What happened after they blew up the town? You became a stay home mom. Well don’t give up so quickly. We all knew under that homemade dress there was a nice set of boobies. Now it’s time to let them free. I smell a nice role coming up for you if you do. My recipe for success is a naked pool scene followed by a 2 nip slips and a sex tape. You’ll have your own reality show and book deal before you can scream ‘Pa’.

Ari Meyers (Kate & Allie) – The cute daughter on the oddly surviving 80’s sitcom whose career failed so miserably afterwards she did a guest spot on Diagnosis Murder. My guess is Scott Baio won’t even return her calls now. Many of us haven’t given up on you. It’s not too late to bath in the sun of the silver screen. I for one would love to see a little skin on BluRay. My recipe for success?

Porn.

I will admit it might not help you completely but will help me immensely.

Candice Michelle (Go Daddy Girl, Wrestler) – I honestly don’t care about your career, I just want to see your boobs.

Well, when searching for an image I discovered you already did show them. Hmmmm, didn't help your career after all, you dirty whore.

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