11 Reasons Darth Vader Makes a Bad Lunch Date

11. The lack of menu options disturbs him.
10. He keeps using the Force to steal your fries.
9. Eating soup through the mask is pretty disgusting.
8. Drones on and on about the time he won a pod race on Tatooine.
7. Always says he has to leave to attend to "Imperial business" before the check comes.
6. Hooters waitresses keep complaining about the heavy breathing.
5. Gets noticeably upset if you say the restaurant is charging you an arm and a leg.
4. Always using his Blackberry to check his email.
3. Keeps saying "I have you now" every time he picks up something with the chopsticks.
2. Makes bad Tie Fighter jokes at Thai restaurant.
1. Never checks his cape at the coat check. "It's not a coat, it's a cape!"

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11 Funniest Disney-Marvel Movies

11. National Treasure 3: Nicolas Cage Gets Gutted by Wolverine

10. Mutant School Musical

9. Spider-Montana

8. Galactus Meets the Jonas Brothers

7. The Santa Adamantium Claws

6. Fantasia Four

5. Freaky Thor's Day

4. The Absent Minded Professor X

3. Beauty and Henry McCoy

2. The Lion King 4: Simba Gets Run Down by Juggernaut Bitch

1. Snow White and the Fantastic Four.

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9 Strangest Lunch Boxes

A lot could be said about us as children through our lunch boxes. It let people know our favorite TV shows, our favorite super heroes, even how bad ass we were (or weren't). We wore them proudly like a badge. They were scratched up, smelled like old banana and we loved them.

Somewhere down the road lunch boxes just got strange. Two days ago I saw a 10 year old boy with a Twilight lunch box, if I ever wanted to punch a youth... it was at that moment. Knowing of course it was for his own good. It made me wonder just how strange lunch boxes have gotten recently. I've done some research and this is what I found. Here are the top 9 Strangest Lunch Boxes.his is what I found. Here are the top 9 Strangest Lunch Boxes.

9. Devil Girls (Dark Horse)

Robert Crumb's warped mind can now help mold the minds of your children. If your kids aren't sexual neurotic before lunch time, they will be after checking out this lunch box. They will keep on truckin' as they keep on snackin'.



8. Get Your Own Lunch Box Bitch (Janmstore)

Let's be honest, no one likes to share. Whatever the other person is eating is always better. It's just the law of the cafeteria. What better way to say 'back off and eat your own food' than a lunch box that let's them know You're An Angry Little Girl.



7. Bacon! (Stupid.com)

Everything is better with bacon, it's been proven by science. Then how can you make your crappy lunch for little Tommy better? Surround the whole thing in metallic, painted bacon. Sure it won't TASTE better in reality, but maybe he's dumb enough to actually believe it.



6. My First Cocktail (Nerds Approved)

No better way to show your children the evils of drinking then by the constant reminder of alcoholism. This lunch box shows just how uncool you can be by drinking, yet just how cool you can be by carrying this lunch box around.

5. Ouija Lunchbox (Random Anything)

Talk to the dead while eating your pudding, lunch time has NEVER been so much fun. Who knows, you just might get a few test answers too!

4. The Last Supper (Lunchboxes)

Hey Mom and Dad, ever wonder why little Sally doesn't have any friends at school? It's because her whole class thinks she a certified zealot. You're going to wind her up so much that by the age of 16 she will be the class whore and sleeping with her Geometry teacher to assure that B- she promised you.



3. Lunch Box Trailers (Z-Recommends)

The perfect accessory for that trailer trash. Nothing says your home is mobile than carrying around a replica with ketchup sandwiches in it.



2. NES Lunchbox (Nerd Nirvana)

What will you do with that old NES now that it hasn't worked in 3 years? How about putting your lunch in it. Wait and see what they do with that old Chevy Nova in the backyard, looks like someone is getting a hot tub!



1. Just Plain Mean (Lunchboxes)

How do you teach kids just how difficult life is? Get them a lunch box that shows them what they can expect everyday for the rest of their life. How do you add to the statement? Don't put anything in their lunch. Get them used to disappointment as well.

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5 Funniest Patrick Swayze Videos

Too soon? Not really, consider this a video shrine. Patrick Swayze brought us joy and laughter and unfortunately Dirty Dancing. I've scoured the web and found my 10 favorite funny Patrick Swayze videos.





5. SNL Hans and Franz





4. Squid Billies - I'm Patrick Swayze

3. Road House - Inappropriate Soundtracks





2. MST3K's Patrick Swayze Christmas





1. SNL Chippendales Auditions - Patrick Swayze @ Chris Farley

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11 Reasons Why A Star Trek Marathon Is A Bad Idea

11. After sitting in front of the TV for 19 hours, your butt will look like a Klingon forehead.

10. Good luck explaining to kids that "This was for work; you can't have a movie marathon."

9. Hard to not dream up new titles for each movie that better reflect the movie itself. "Star Trek 5 AKA Fat Scotty Bumps his head."

8. You can receive a near lethal dose of Shatner.

7. You start to truly believe that Klingons bastards killed your son.

6. Flashbacks caused by seeing Seventh Heaven stars in #1 and #4 just too painful to bear.

5. Dangerous amounts of caffeine needed to stay awake for Enterprise flyby in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

4. Confirms your suspicion that bolting an eyepatch to your skull would look totally cool.

3. Overwhelming urge to purchase the complete works of Shakespeare in the original Klingon from eBay.

2. Assimiliating your family much more difficult and painful than it looks on TV.

1. Start believing that time travel is an easy process that doesn't harm the fragile threads of history.

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11 Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee

11.	Scientists are using your bloodstream to collide particles until the LHC is fixed.
10.	Andy Dick tells you to calm down.
9.	You haven't blinked in 4 hours.
8.	Drug dealers hide their drugs inside you to throw off the dogs.
7.	You have sudden urge to ride a donkey in the mountains of Colombia.
6.	Your urine is black and tarry.
5.	Those 16-hour shifts feel like 8-hour ones.
4.	People rub up against you to stay awake.
3.	Bugs die after biting you.
2.	You've tweeted 200 times in the last minute, and used all 140 characters each time.
1.	The vampires are bouncing off the walls.

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7 Animals You Didn't Know Could KIll You

There are dozens of animals that could kill you without a moment of hesitation. We know of them so we do our best to avoid contact. Unless you're filming a documentary or into really weird sex, we will never come into contact with these animals. But what about the ones we see regularly, the ones we had NO IDEA could kill us? Well, here are 7 pictures of animals you had NO idea could kill us.

7. Poodles - Cute, fluffy and out for blood.

6. Karate Monkey - We knew the apes could rip our arms off us like a rag doll, but we thought monkeys were our friends. Turns out no... they are trained killers.



5. Cats - The next two pictures or cats out for blood. First on the family dog.

4. Then you.

3. Cubs - We knew fully grown bears were killers, but now that they are training their cubs at such a young age we're all in danger.
2. Beavers - Wait... I may be getting this one wrong.
1. Ninja Chihuahua - All the pictures were pretty much a build up for this pic. The Ninja Chihuahua. The deadliest of all the animals. Can have your head off because you can finish your Awwwww-.

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