11 Reasons Darth Vader Makes a Bad Lunch Date

11. The lack of menu options disturbs him.
10. He keeps using the Force to steal your fries.
9. Eating soup through the mask is pretty disgusting.
8. Drones on and on about the time he won a pod race on Tatooine.
7. Always says he has to leave to attend to "Imperial business" before the check comes.
6. Hooters waitresses keep complaining about the heavy breathing.
5. Gets noticeably upset if you say the restaurant is charging you an arm and a leg.
4. Always using his Blackberry to check his email.
3. Keeps saying "I have you now" every time he picks up something with the chopsticks.
2. Makes bad Tie Fighter jokes at Thai restaurant.
1. Never checks his cape at the coat check. "It's not a coat, it's a cape!"

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11 Funniest Disney-Marvel Movies

11. National Treasure 3: Nicolas Cage Gets Gutted by Wolverine

10. Mutant School Musical

9. Spider-Montana

8. Galactus Meets the Jonas Brothers

7. The Santa Adamantium Claws

6. Fantasia Four

5. Freaky Thor's Day

4. The Absent Minded Professor X

3. Beauty and Henry McCoy

2. The Lion King 4: Simba Gets Run Down by Juggernaut Bitch

1. Snow White and the Fantastic Four.

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11 Reasons Why A Star Trek Marathon Is A Bad Idea

11. After sitting in front of the TV for 19 hours, your butt will look like a Klingon forehead.

10. Good luck explaining to kids that "This was for work; you can't have a movie marathon."

9. Hard to not dream up new titles for each movie that better reflect the movie itself. "Star Trek 5 AKA Fat Scotty Bumps his head."

8. You can receive a near lethal dose of Shatner.

7. You start to truly believe that Klingons bastards killed your son.

6. Flashbacks caused by seeing Seventh Heaven stars in #1 and #4 just too painful to bear.

5. Dangerous amounts of caffeine needed to stay awake for Enterprise flyby in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

4. Confirms your suspicion that bolting an eyepatch to your skull would look totally cool.

3. Overwhelming urge to purchase the complete works of Shakespeare in the original Klingon from eBay.

2. Assimiliating your family much more difficult and painful than it looks on TV.

1. Start believing that time travel is an easy process that doesn't harm the fragile threads of history.

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11 Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee

11.	Scientists are using your bloodstream to collide particles until the LHC is fixed.
10.	Andy Dick tells you to calm down.
9.	You haven't blinked in 4 hours.
8.	Drug dealers hide their drugs inside you to throw off the dogs.
7.	You have sudden urge to ride a donkey in the mountains of Colombia.
6.	Your urine is black and tarry.
5.	Those 16-hour shifts feel like 8-hour ones.
4.	People rub up against you to stay awake.
3.	Bugs die after biting you.
2.	You've tweeted 200 times in the last minute, and used all 140 characters each time.
1.	The vampires are bouncing off the walls.

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11 Changes Geeks Would Make to the Summer Olympics

11.	Turning in three gold medals gets you epic shoulders.
10.	Well-hidden shortcuts on marathon track.
9.	Separate archery categories for humans and elves.
8.	Add some ones to the logo so it says something in binary.
7.	Seven more digits on the 100 m dash timer
6.	Olympic torch lighted by a highly complex Rube Goldberg machine.
5.	Opening ceremony shows LARPers recreating the battle from 300.
4.	Winner of gymnastics determined by roll of 20-sided die.
3.	Make javelins shine like light sabers.
2.	Mario Kart style weapons in all long distance races.
1.	Athletes randomly tested for alien DNA after each competition, not just drugs.

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Signs You're the Geekiest Guy at Your Class Reunion

11.	You still IM your friends on your blackberry, even though you're all in the same room.
10.	You've been put in charge of the video slide show at the event, because you're the only one from the A/V club there.
9.	You make jokes about binary that no one gets about being at the 10 year reunion 8 years ago, but nobody was there.
8.	Your tie has a circuit diagram on it (this actually happened to me).
7.	You have to "dumb down" what you do for a living.
6.	The cheerleaders ask you for help on their taxes... and you help them.
5.	You write a top 11 list about your class reunion for your geek humor Web site during the dinner.
4.	You brought your character sheets hoping an impromptu D & D game breaks out.
3.	You talk about the font used on the name tags as an ice-breaker.
2.	Nobody is returning your Vulcan salutes.
1.	No one remembers you as being part of the graduating class.

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Top 11 Reasons a Terminator Makes a Good Pet

11. If it ever runs away you can be sure that it'll be back.

10. More socially acceptable than zombies

9. Much better at math than a dog.

8. No archaic laws about having sex with it.

7. Built in Xbox 360 emulator a money saver.

6. Can protect you against the frakkiin' toasters.

5. "Destroy" is a much better trick than "Sit."

4. Instead of annoying barking or meowing, you get memorable quotes.

3. That dick John Connor will no longer bother you at recess.

2. Alimony payments mysteriously disappear.

1. Free wifi.

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