11 Reasons Why A Star Trek Marathon Is A Bad Idea

11. After sitting in front of the TV for 19 hours, your butt will look like a Klingon forehead.

10. Good luck explaining to kids that "This was for work; you can't have a movie marathon."

9. Hard to not dream up new titles for each movie that better reflect the movie itself. "Star Trek 5 AKA Fat Scotty Bumps his head."

8. You can receive a near lethal dose of Shatner.

7. You start to truly believe that Klingons bastards killed your son.

6. Flashbacks caused by seeing Seventh Heaven stars in #1 and #4 just too painful to bear.

5. Dangerous amounts of caffeine needed to stay awake for Enterprise flyby in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

4. Confirms your suspicion that bolting an eyepatch to your skull would look totally cool.

3. Overwhelming urge to purchase the complete works of Shakespeare in the original Klingon from eBay.

2. Assimiliating your family much more difficult and painful than it looks on TV.

1. Start believing that time travel is an easy process that doesn't harm the fragile threads of history.

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11 Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee

11.	Scientists are using your bloodstream to collide particles until the LHC is fixed.
10.	Andy Dick tells you to calm down.
9.	You haven't blinked in 4 hours.
8.	Drug dealers hide their drugs inside you to throw off the dogs.
7.	You have sudden urge to ride a donkey in the mountains of Colombia.
6.	Your urine is black and tarry.
5.	Those 16-hour shifts feel like 8-hour ones.
4.	People rub up against you to stay awake.
3.	Bugs die after biting you.
2.	You've tweeted 200 times in the last minute, and used all 140 characters each time.
1.	The vampires are bouncing off the walls.

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7 Animals You Didn't Know Could KIll You

There are dozens of animals that could kill you without a moment of hesitation. We know of them so we do our best to avoid contact. Unless you're filming a documentary or into really weird sex, we will never come into contact with these animals. But what about the ones we see regularly, the ones we had NO IDEA could kill us? Well, here are 7 pictures of animals you had NO idea could kill us.

7. Poodles - Cute, fluffy and out for blood.

6. Karate Monkey - We knew the apes could rip our arms off us like a rag doll, but we thought monkeys were our friends. Turns out no... they are trained killers.



5. Cats - The next two pictures or cats out for blood. First on the family dog.

4. Then you.

3. Cubs - We knew fully grown bears were killers, but now that they are training their cubs at such a young age we're all in danger.
2. Beavers - Wait... I may be getting this one wrong.
1. Ninja Chihuahua - All the pictures were pretty much a build up for this pic. The Ninja Chihuahua. The deadliest of all the animals. Can have your head off because you can finish your Awwwww-.

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