5 Great Websites Destroyed By The Man

Monday, April 13, 2009


Over the last 15 years of Internet fun we've seen some great sites born, raped, pillaged, and souls sold. Some of our favorite websites were eventually turned into money-grabbing fluff. Who does it? The man! Here are 5 great websites completely destroyed by the man.

5. Classmates.com - Once a great tool for stalking ex-girlfriends or finding out who got fat from high school. Why? Because it was free. Now they'd like you to pay $15 a month to get messages from the slow kid you were nice to on the bus.

4. Hotmail.com - Long ago it was hot, just like its name. Everyone had an account at one time or another. Then came the spam... from hotmail itself. Bill Gates took away the goodness and made it the Edsel of free email.

3. Geocities.com - A great premise and pooped out many a lame (yet entertaining) website before Yahoo bought it and stamped their seal of crapproval on it. Who didn't have a geocities site at one time. Question is, when is the last time you look, it's probably still there.

2. Cnet.com - Free software for you until the cows come home. How do you managed to keep all the freeness flowing? How about charging people who submit it? That will really encourage them. Nice work.

1. Suck.com - One of the first, and easily the best, humor website on the web. Destroyed even before the dot com bubble could implode when it merged with the satanish company Feed Media. We miss you suck.

10 Things You Didn't Know About M*A*S*H

Friday, April 10, 2009

If you didn't grow up watching M*A*S*H either during its run or via syndication, then you didn't have a TV. One of the greatest shows on Television, even with it preachiness. It ran for 10 years, but how much do you know about the show? Here are 15 things you probably didn't know about M*A*S*H

15. On "Sesame Street" (1969), Big Bird's teddy bear is named Radar. This is in homage to Radar O'Reilly's teddy bear.

14. Klinger was only going to appear in one episode. However, he proved so popular that he became a regular.

13. First American network series to use the phrase "son-of-a-bitch".

12. Klinger's attempt to be thrown out of the army by wearing women's clothing was inspired by the comedian Lenny Bruce, who received an honorable discharge from active service in the Navy by dressing up as a WAVE officer (Women Accepted for Volunteer Emergency service).

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10 Pictures That Give Drunk People A Bad Name

Thursday, April 9, 2009

There is a catch 22 to drinking with friends. On the good side you're with your friends having fun, sharing stories, and laughing the night away. On the bad side these same people mess your shit up as you lay passed out on the kitchen floor. But don't worry if you don't remember... they brought their cameras. Here are our top 10 favorite photos of people past out drunk.

10. Darth Banana

9. The Balancer

8. Got a Toothpick?

7. Grocery List

6. The Beer Bottle Outline

5. Bavarian Cream Pwned

4. The Balls Next Door

3. Cracking A Smile

2. Putting On The Ritz With A Sharpie

1. Pirate Princess Pickle Bunny
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15 Pictures That Give Trekkies A Bad Name

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Many of us wish to live long, others have high hopes to prosper. Then there are those who want both. Those are called 'Trekkies". Trekkies may have been given a bad rap due to their anti-social behavior, their over-enthusiastic devotion, and the way a 60 minute show has overtaken their lives. Is it fair to them when we call them outcasts? Perhaps it's just the few fans of Star Trek who ruin it for the rest. Here are 15 pictures that give Trekkies a bad name.

15. Bringing A Moped To A Warbird Party - Listen, if you're going to play the part be sure to take it to the edge. 80cc's isn't going to take down the Enterprise, much less your buddy's Toyota Camry.
14. Making Mom Chief Kool-aid Officer - Involving your Mother in your social life is comparable to the Kobayashi Maru scenario, you just can't win. You're batting about .030 when it comes to picking up women in that red shirt. Bring your Mom and you just swung for the Golden sombrero.
13. The Homemade Costume - Can't you piss your savings away like other Trekkies by spending thousands on authentic costumes and props? You're embarrassing the genre by raiding your sister's closet and taping a paper badge to your shirt.

12. Wrong Date - We all understand you're suppose to seek out new life and new civilizations, but don't try to breed outside your species. Trekkies don't date DC's. Any idea what a half Flash, half Tribble would look like?

11. Bonus Dorkness
- Trying to Nerd up a Trekky is like putting fuzzy dice in an AMC Pacer.

10. All Levels Of Confusion
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The easiest part of this kid's 18th birthday is explaining how they spent 18 months trying to adopt him from China, from there the story is going get really weird.

9. Photo Shoot Set To Stun -
If you're going to get dressed up in your favorite outfit, with your favorite stuffed animal... at least look like you're enjoying it.


8. Show Me Your Warp(ed) Core -
I see man-boobs and beads, can we please pretend you bought them?

7. Change of Command -
Are we being introduced to the crew of the U.S.S. Down Syndrome?

6. Phaser Safety -
If you can't be responsible with your replica merchandise, then you don't deserve it.

5. Alternative Universes -
Of course we have always wondered what a Dr. Crusher/Cmdr. Riker love story would entail, but to imagine it we'd like to see it in its original time line. Not the time line where both characters have let themselves go and were struggling with their addiction to Chocodiles.

4. Nebula Nuptials -
We now pronounce you Dork, and Soon-to-be-exwife.

3. Don't Cross (The Legs Of) A Klingon -
Play the part! Show you have brass balls that would make Kahless sweat.

2. Damage To Life Support Systems -
Don't ruin two perfectly good boobies and make us decide if we like good Spock... or evil Spock better. You should just send us to the engine room instead.
1. Prime Directive -
The Prime Directive dictates that there can be no interference with the internal affairs of other civilizations, consistent with the historical real world concept of Westphalian sovereignty. It has special implications, however, for civilizations that have not yet developed the technology for interstellar spaceflight ("pre-warp"), since no primitive culture can be given or exposed to any information regarding advanced technology or the existence of extraplanetary civilizations, lest this exposure alter the natural development of the civilization. Although this was the only application stated by Captain Kirk in "Return of the Archons", by the 24th Century, it had been indicated to include purposeful efforts to improve or change in any way the natural course of such a society, even if that change is well-intentioned and kept completely secret.

Dressing up this dog violates this, to the fullest extreme.


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