8 Other Ways To Communicate Besides Twitter

Are you the last person on the planet to have a Twitter account? Do you hate the thought of having to tweet your feelings and hoping you have enough followers to make a difference? Does twittering scare you more than clowns or old people? Well don't fret, here are 10 other ways to communicate besides twitter.

8. Post It Notes - It really was Twitter before Tweeting was inTwented. Take a day and write down your feelings, then post them throughout your home and office. See if anyone replies or even cares. Also remind people to please mark their food in the office refrigerator.

7. Write On The Bathroom Walls - An under appreciated form of communication as old as the first truck stop. Great place to post your inner thoughts or your desire for hot anal sex.

6. Where An Ironic T-Shirt - Post your status on your chest for all to see. Hang out in your local coffee shop and see what others say on their shirts too. (Warning - May cause Douchebaggery)

5. Pee In The Snow - Though seasonal and requires posts to be short, a great palette for expression your inner thoughts. Urine.

4. Write On Your Car - Let other drivers know you hate the new Facebook layout, or that you Can't Wait Til Friday by etching it in your dirty car. See how quickly others reply with 'wash me'


3. Bad Tattoo - Does your mood never change? Save yourself some posting time by permanently adding your status on your body by twattooing. Remember to leave room for replies or retwattooing.

2. Smoke Signals - Requires fire, proceed with caution.
1. Hold a Conversation - It's an oddity but how about sitting down with an actual person and letting them in on your life. Follow up by asking them about theirs. It's actually a lot of fun. Try it out (may cause sex)

Thanks to Big Stupid Idiot