10 Best Bikini Scenes In Movies

Friday, May 15, 2009

A good movie can became a great movie with the proper placement of a bikini scene. Example being Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle which was a horrible film, but almost watchable due to Demi Moore in a two piece. Some movies have become iconic due to their bikini scenes. Here are the top 10 best bikini scenes from movies.

10. Heather Graham - Austin Powers 2


9. Nicollette Sheridan - The Sure Thing

8. Ali Larter - Varsity Blue


7. Jessica Biel - Stealth

6. Halle Berry - Die Another Day

5. Ursula Andress - Dr. No

4. Jessica Alba - Into the Blue

3. Raquel Welch - One Million Years B.C.
2. Phoebe Cates - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

1. Carrie Fisher - Return of the Jedi

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20 Things You Didn't Know About LOST

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Season Five just aired for the highly entertaining and ultra confusing ABC's LOST. There is so much we still don't know. We can't look into the future (unless we find the island) to figure out what's next, but we can do a little research and find some behind-the-scenes things. Here are 20 things you probably didn't know about LOST.

20. Jorge Garcia was cast as Hurley after J.J. Abrams saw him in "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

19. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 all added together equal 108, the total of minutes left to enter those very numbers into the computer each time, and the number of days that the castaways spent on the island before the Oceanic Six were rescued.

18. Charlie's shoulder tattoo reads, "Living is easy with eyes closed". This is a lyric from the song "Strawberry Fields Forever" by The Beatles.

17. The rocks used in the waterfall cave set are made of rubber so that the sound of the actors, and crew members walking about are not picked up on camera.

16. The part of Charlie was originally written for someone much older, but when Dominic Monaghan auditioned, the writers and producers loved him so much that they set about re-writing the part to Dominic's strengths.

15. The shirt that Sawyer wears that has a fish on it is from an actual restaurant. One of the show's creators went to Humpy's in Alaska and liked the logo so much he wanted to use it on the show. They didn't get permission to use it until much later so they took the logo from the site and made their own. No one at Humpy's knew how it got onto the show until much later.

14. ABC picked up the show before there even was a script. J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof had only turned in an outline and based on this ABC picked up the show.

13. When Jin is at the house of the person he is meant to kill, Hurley is on the television behind him. If you look (extremely) carefully you can see that he is wearing the grey shirt that he is wearing when the television cameras show up at the petrol station later on in the series.

12. Originally, Michael Emerson was only cast for a few episodes in season two. The producers were so impressed with his performance that they cast him as a regular and rewrote the part of Henry Gale/Ben to feature him more prominently.

11. In the original description for Kate, she was a slightly older woman separated from her husband, who went to the bathroom in the tail-section of the plane. However, that idea ended up being used for the character Rose.

10. The character of Sawyer was originally meant to be an older, slick, suit-wearing city con artist from Buffalo, NY. However, when Josh Holloway forgot a line at his audition and subsequently kicked a chair in frustration and loudly swore, the writers liked the edge he brought to the Sawyer character and decided to write Sawyer as more of a Southern, darker grifter instead.

9. John Locke was a 17th-century English philosopher who described the human being as "tabula rasa" - translated as "unwritten sheet" or "empty canvas" - at birth. It's obvious that the creators of the show were inspired by this when creating the character Locke.

8. Yunjin Kim originally read for the character of Kate. The producers felt she was not what they were looking for in Kate, but decided to create a new character for her, along with a spouse.

7. Josh Holloway was trying to cover up his Southern accent while shooting several of his first scenes in the first season. It wasn't until producer J.J. Abrams told him that the reason they cast him was BECAUSE of his accent that Holloway changed it. There are still some scenes left in the pilot where he doesn't use his Southern accent.

6. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje came up with his own character's name, "Mr. Eko", while he and the writers were developing the character.

5. Forest Whitaker was originally cast in the role of Sawyer, but opted out of the role to direct First Daughter.

4. Jennifer Jason Leigh was approached to play the part of Libby, but she declined.

3. Ethan Rom is an anagram for "other man".

2. Matthew Abbadon is an anagram for "what bad boatmen".

1. Originally, Michael Keaton was cast as Jack. In the first draft of the script Jack was to be killed by the monster after they arrived at the cockpit. ABC told the producers that they shouldn't kill off the hero so soon in the series and the script was changed. After the change, Michael Keaton backed out of the role since he did not want to commit to a regular series.

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20 Funniest Glamor Shots On The Web

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Everyone wants to look pretty. It's why you buy new clothes and wipe the jelly donut off our chins. There is a limit to how much effort you can go through to look 'nice'. Glamour studios have been littering our malls for decades allowing pageant contestants and rodeo queens to look pretty for the newspaper and grandma's mantel . But if you're one of these people, you're doing it wrong. Here are 20 photos that give glamour shots a bad name.

20. The Delta Burke - Don't wear material that makes you look like a NASA satellite.

19. The Fur Factor - It looks like a Woolly Mammoth is giving birth to a black woman.


18. Blurry Hair - Airbrushing your hair isn't enough, maybe soften your face, or your jacked up teeth?

17. Man Face - Don't forget your gender when dressing for the shoot.

16. Mom and Me - Nothing spells Virgin like a glamour shot with your Mother. Can't wait to see the prom pic

15. Red Explosion - Did you just eat Molly Ringwald?

14. Ruining a Perfectly Good Hot Chick - You don't take a Picasso and cover it with a velvet Elvis. If something isn't broke don't try to fix it.

13. Not So Close - Maybe back up a little for the photo, like to the parking lot.
12. Hell and Fire - You've got a cool breeze in your hair and you look as if the photographer farted.

11. Too Many Accessories - Look in the mirror and take off the first thing that catches your eye, like your face.

10. Butch - Shave your beard before you show up.
9. NSFG (Not Safe For Glamour) - There is SO much wrong with this we don't know where to begin.

8. Country - You make us want to run off screaming into the sunset.

7. Mother and Daughter - This should be ruled as child abuse. You don't force your daughter to put on 15 lbs of make up to your 30 lbs of make up just for the slight chance an elderly man at dusk could confuse her for your sister. Something tells us it took several hours to separate their hairdos.

6. Combustible Compounds - It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know you've been smoking since the great depression. We also know the 4 cans of hairspray in your hair and the several square yards of naugahyde your wearing are about as flammable as Richard Pryor. Something bad is about to happen.

5. Eye Contact
- Try and have BOTH eyes look at the camera.

4. Death Mask
- We strongly feel there needs to be an age limit on these things.

3. Standing Out - Try to eat the days prior to your shoot. This will allow you to stand freely without assistance and not blend into the objects you're being photographed with.

2. Large Marge - Looking to dazzle the truck stops?

1. NO! - Find a woman, get a life, stop sleeping with your cat.


Thanks to Big Stupid Idiot

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ReCasting Star Trek The Next Generation

Monday, May 11, 2009

With the success of the new Star Trek film, you can be assured someone somewhere is thinking of a way to revive Star Trek The Next Generation for the big screen. Though not as old, the cast has outgrown their parts. It's time to bring in younger actors to take over the roles. Lemme save someone in Hollywood a lot of time. Here are my choices for actors to take over the roles in STTNG.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Vin Diesel: He's already developed a SciFi following and it probably the only bald actor who is slightly more bad ass than Patrick Stewart.

Commander William T. Riker - Wil Wheaton: Why not keep it in the family. Wil has taken the time to grow it Riker tribute beard, let him show it off.

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge - Don Cheadle: If all need is a guy who can fix shit, Cheadle is your man.

Counselor Deanna Troi - Christina Ricci: If there is a single actress who can bring to the screen the unleashed sexual alien energy of Troi, it's Ricci. Plus we figure Wheaton wouldn't mind making out with her.

Lt. Commander Data - Ryan Gosling: Gosling is pretty much a robot in all his movies, I am sure he can make the transitions to Android.

Lieutenant Worf - Samuel L Jackson: In most part just to hear him say "Mother F***ing Enterprise".

Doctor Beverly Crusher - Amy Adams: Sure a lot of the crew would be faking injuries to be in sick bay... but can you argue with her bed-side manner?

Wesley Crusher - Freddie Highmore: I think Hollywood already has it in mind that if you need a young boy in a film you call this kid. So why not go with the flow.

Q - Sacha Baron Cohen: I am still in awe they never threw Q into a film. I would suggest it would be their first priority. When doing so, Cohen should be your only consideration. Also, don't give him a script.

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10 Worst Infomercial Products Ever

Friday, May 8, 2009

There are those nights we just can't sleep. We try everything to get those winks until we surrender to our insomnia and make our way to the TV for a little late night programming. What happens to all our favorite stations at night? They punish those who are up with horrible infomercials. From face creams to foot eggs, we can't escape their 30 minute product shows. Here are 10 of the worst infomercial products on television.

10. Chia Pet - It's a pet rock with moss. We get it... go away!

9. Hair In A Can - There are 100 different products for hair loss, none of which work. But if you think putting a little graffiti on your head is the missing piece to getting the babes again, you might wanna look at #10. You could be the first Chia Moron.

8. Big Mouth Billy Bass - Thanks for littering our garage sales with this crappy product for the next 20 years.

7. Flowbee - Conceptually this appears to be a great idea. It eliminates all the hassles of getting your hair cut. Yet there is just one problem, everyone comes out looking like Pete Rose.

6. Free Government Money Books - If they offer a free punch to the face of the spokesman, we'd all consider buying the book. Other than that you have to be a disabled singled mom born on a reservation under a full moon for anything of the 'free money' to come your way.

5. The Clapper - We'd rather you call us in from the other room and ask us to shut off the TV than have you walk around the house all day clapping. You're making us shell-shocked during the credit of Leno.

4. Thighmaster - This launched the beginning of 100 different crappy fitness products and for that, we can't forgive it. You, Mr. Thighmaster spawned Tony Little... to Hell with you!

3. Anything Richard Simmons - If we have to watch another infomercial with Richard Simmons screaming and jumping with old and fat people, we are going to stab him to death with Ginsu Knives and clean him it up with a Shamwow. You'll know when it happens because we'll announce it on a Mr. Microphone (Google it).

2. Rejuvenique - It's as if Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees sold out to the man and decided to kill people via their ignorance.

1. Snuggie - One day a guy put his robe on backwards and said "I want a Porsche".

Thanks to Big Stupid Idiot

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